{"product_id":"book-gh8p","title":"You Can't Kill A Skeleton With A Knife","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Oh great, more paperwork!\" moaned a man in a blue top hat and tux in a mask. He was known as Blue Midnight, a superhero. His son hit him on the back and laughed. \"You love paperwork what are you worried about,\" said his son laughing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Get out of my hair boy,\" Blake snapped at his son Lance who was dress similarly in blue.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You'd think you didn't love me,\" said his son sarcastically.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Not now I'm on a case Enchanter,\" Blake then said accusingly \"The Necromancer Murdered another person.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Oh, that is terrible! Did I know them?\" Lance asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You tell me! We can't id them. We are going to have to do DNA tests and tooth tests, not much left of them,\" Blake said disgustedly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"That bad eh!\" Lance said sadly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"That's not the only one, he struck again yesterday,\" Blake said.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLance lost the sarcastic manner he had. He looked shocked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The other murder wasn't him someone framed him! He's innocent as a lamb,\" Lance said.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I could never call him a lamb, he's a wolf,\" Blake said.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49418253074736,"sku":"BDgh8p","price":2.63,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/gh8p-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773488204","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-gh8p","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}