{"product_id":"book-ggme","title":"Stalking Death and Other Ill-Advised Dating Techniques","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI didn't realize what a piece of crap I was until I died.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Grim, the post-mortem chaperone who collected me, is the crankiest Death in the greater Kansas City area. Understandable, since her job is to bag the souls of the worthless and rotten. Apparently I'm so crummy they made me her apprentice. There are so many other kinds of Death, and of all of them, I get lassoed to Miss Buzzkill, who loves to remind me I'm hers with her big, green gargoyle finger, pointing and giving me her spooky come-hither.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs the Grim's new involuntary Lackey, some of the rules are easy:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cem\u003eAvoid inter-office conflicts — Mind your own Death's business.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cem\u003eShelve your souls before exiting the locker room.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✓ \u003cem\u003eNo Death Suits in the hot tub.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut other dos-and-don'ts I just can't handle:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e— \u003cem\u003eNever getting a love of my life.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e— \u003cem\u003eGiving up the love of my death.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn my new hereafter, the Grim gives me two options — stay and help her take souls, including the love of my death, or refuse and condemn those souls to nothingness forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm opting for door number three — sacrificing myself to get back to life. Which, I'm pretty sure I can do, if I can get the most spine-tingling jeebie-making Death in the Underworld to shove me in his moan-oozing Gray Box of the Unknown.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's not like I'd come back as a possum. Right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIf you like snarky, warm-hearted, page-turners with out-of-the-ordinary characters, you'll love Stalking Death.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFollow seventeen-year-old Tyro and the other quirky Deaths of Kansas City in this darkly-comedic young adult fantasy. Buy Stalking Death today to start reading Tyro's sparklingly-irregular belly-flop into the afterlife.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":68108249006384,"sku":"BDggme","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/ggme-Square-cover.webp?v=1792171628","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-ggme","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}