{"product_id":"book-gcwc","title":"As the Underworld Turns","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does a forty-year-old former child star do when she finds out she's a Demon? \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA sitcom, of course. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eAge is just a number unless you're an actress of a certain age trying to make a comeback in La La Land. Back in the day, I was the child star of the hit show \u003cem\u003eCamp Bites\u003c\/em\u003e. Today, I'm still living it down.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eAfter a disastrous soap opera audition and getting fired from a TV show for not having a bodacious enough backside, one would think I'd be smart enough to go into real estate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eNope. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eJust found out from the rudest, meanest, and hottest guy alive that I'm a Demon. The jerk, also a Demon, goes by the name Abaddon-Abe to his friends. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eI call him Dick. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eHe's come from the Underworld to protect me-insert laugh track-since there's a bounty on my head. Dick is not a welcome addition to my midlife madness. However, he won't go away, and now he's my new boss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eFine. Whatever. All I ever wanted to do in my life was pretend. I can pretend to get along with Dick. I can pretend that I'm not wildly attracted to him. Not sure I can pretend I'm human anymore, or that a supernatural assassin isn't trying to cancel me, but I'm going to fake it until I make it. Or I get killed. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eAs the Underworld turns upside down, so have the days of my life.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Robyn Peterman","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49362133877040,"sku":"BDgcwc","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49362133942576,"sku":"ZEgcwc","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":49362134073648,"sku":"ZMgcwc","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/gcwc-Square-cover.jpg?v=1775975991","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-gcwc","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}