{"product_id":"book-gcrc","title":"Death Do Us Part","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTHIS BOOK IS 100% BONKERS; IT IS NOT SERIOUS. THE FMC IS THE MEMBER OF A HAPPINESS CULT. SHE'S FULLY INDOCTRINATED IN THEIR 'CAN'T BE SAD' IDEOLOGY.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eHoney, Does This Taste Like Poison To You?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've never been a fan of murder. The mess, the smell, the whole hiding the body thing after - it always seemed like way too much work. But trust me, when you're married to Richard Morningstar, that \"work\" starts to feel an awful lot like \"play\". The man is a snake and king of the fairies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eA barbarian. A war monger. A sex god. Uh, I mean a...an ex pod? Doesn't matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe point is, it's either him or me. Because one of us is going to die, and at the moment, it's \u003cem\u003emy\u003c\/em\u003e execution scheduled in three weeks. So I just have to figure out a way to kiss him - \u003cem\u003ekill\u003c\/em\u003e him - before then, take his throne, and turn his whole nightmarish kingdom upside down. Easy right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe - if he wasn't my lifemate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd if my panties didn't drop every time he snapped his stupid fingers.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49417865560368,"sku":"BDgcrc","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/gcrc-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773481514","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-gcrc","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}