{"product_id":"book-g961","title":"Zone of Action","description":"\u003cp\u003eRen's homecoming wishlist includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e●      Arman not bashing everyone's heads together (at least not without him)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e●      Getting the fortress built before the Mongs attack (not at the rate they're going with all the the thefts happening)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e●      Going home without incident (also, again, not likely)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat it did not include was:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e●      Social reform\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e●      A child\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e●      A raiding party\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e●      Arman actually using his words\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLife once again proved reality is better than fantasy, and Ren couldn't be happier.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept for the Mongs. He could do without the Mongs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Tags:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHomecoming, Arman actually uses his words, it's a miracle, children, homophobic idiots, supportive brother, surprise visits from royalty, Ren would like to point out this was not his idea, words are hard, if you have to build a fortress do it right the first time, Arman promises to not beat the whole country to a pulp for scorning his marriage, maybe, no promises, parenting is hard, someone should have warned Arman, raiding parties are their jam, O' Broín is a good bro, matchmaking, social change, Arman sucks at giving hints, absolutely no one is surprised by this, fantasy becomes reality\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49417586835760,"sku":"BDg961","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/g961-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773476317","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-g961","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}