{"product_id":"book-g7lz","title":"Fashionably Dead and Demonic","description":"\u003cp\u003eAnastasia\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm dead. He's demonic. It never would have worked....\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGetting dumped by the Demon of my dreams wasn't exactly in the game plan. Game plans suck. Throwing caution to the wind is my new motto.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI used to be a semi-happily single Vampyre. As the Princess of the Australian Dominion, I have an enormous palace, a fabulous wardrobe, I don't look a day over 30, and I have gobs of friends — most of whom would be happy to see me permanently deceased. However, they hide it well. In the violent world of the undead, I consider it a win.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGetting kicked to the curb by my True Mate has turned my world upside-Down Under. Whatever. If the Demon doesn't want me, fine. He can skip his butt right back to Hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd if Levi thinks walking back into my life under the guise of ending the bad guy terrorizing my Dominion is gonna fly, he's got a few electrocutions coming his way.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe wants the bad guy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI want him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGame on.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLevi\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFalling for Anastasia is a damned disaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm a Demon. She's a Vampyre.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI don't do feelings or relationships. I'm a killing machine with a bounty on my head. I have nothing to offer her. Period.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm a dumbass for cutting her loose. But visions of the gorgeous Vampyre getting caught in the crossfire of idiots trying to whack my head off is unacceptable. While Anastasia is violent — an attribute I find wildly arousing — she didn't sign up to be a target. The thought of her alive without me is far more appealing than her being permanently dead because of me. Of course, just when I thought I'd solved the problem by removing Anastasia from the equation, life — or rather, the pain in my backside, Satan — throws me back into her path.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBehemoth is darkening Anastasia's Dominion, and I'm going to need the Vampyre princess if I want to take him out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo birds. One stone. Right?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKill Behemoth. Spend time with the woman I want, but I can't have.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWin-win. Kind of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhatever. Blue balls, here I come.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Audible","offers":[{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":67888018161968,"sku":"ZEg7lz","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD [10]","offer_id":49361474453808,"sku":"10g7lz","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/g7lz-Square-cover.webp?v=1790752749","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-g7lz","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}