{"product_id":"book-g7jc","title":"Madison's Mess","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat could possibly go wrong when a mermaid and a werewolf are sent on a dangerous mission by the drunken, diaper-wearing God of the Sea? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetter question. What could possibly go right? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMadison \u003c\/b\u003e Unlike my sisters, I haven’t found my HEA. And I’m looking - hard. But finding a man who wants to blowhole dive in Hawaii on the first date is more difficult than you might imagine. I’ve been forced to settle for a few meaningless orgasms with men who disappear when I suggest fun activities, like scaling 20 stories while blindfolded. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLook, I know meaningless nookie won’t help me find my happily-ever-after, or even a guy who believes tightrope handstands over the Grand Canyon are fun. But there is someone out there for me so next time I do the horizontal mambo, it’s for keeps. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMay the gods help me. Well, me and whoever I boink next. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRick \u003c\/b\u003e Being a vegan werewolf has its drawbacks. I’ve been exiled from my pack and even the petting zoo of deer, rabbits, and raccoons I keep safely tucked away from my fellow weres isn’t enough to banish the loneliness I feel. Talking to myself is becoming dangerous. Just two days ago out of stupefying boredom, I made a wager with myself that I could fly. It didn’t end well. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThankfully Poseidon is sending me on a mission. Unfortunately, it’s with a crazy Mermaid who has a worse reputation for death-defying recreation than me. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have no clue what’s in store, but may the gods help me. Well, me and this swimming hottie, because I’m totally down.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Audible","offers":[{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":67888000106800,"sku":"ZEg7jc","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD [10]","offer_id":49361413439792,"sku":"10g7jc","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/g7jc-Square-cover.webp?v=1790752602","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-g7jc","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}