{"product_id":"book-g6sn","title":"The Man Who Sold The World","description":"\u003cp\u003eGood quotes from The Man Who Sold The World\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The US president has met the new rulers of the Earth,\" said the tv.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOn the tv was President Biden looking nervously at a mean looking grey alien.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I can't believe they surrendered to the X-zeraciens,\" said Blake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Is this the start of world war 3?\" asked Biden.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I know about Putin he won't win,\" said The King of the Earth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Ok who are you guys!\" said Biden.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe translator shrugged.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"... the Emperor of The Universe and his Judge!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Come on, man! You aren't more of them,\" said the president.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"No, they are invaders we are the owners of the Earth,\" Blake said.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe aliens translator looked nervous.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You know of us what did he do?\" ask The King the celestial emperor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"He gave us this planet,\" said the alien.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"They kidnapped me,\" said the translator.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You gave us this world to get back here and work with us here,\" said the grey.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"He's a conman,\" said Blake.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e this is a micro short story\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49417399009584,"sku":"BDg6sn","price":2.36,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/g6sn-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773472980","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-g6sn","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}