{"product_id":"book-fuft","title":"Gold Member VIP","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy this short story by Hellen Heels.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe waiter fidgeted and twisted his fingers. \"You did, ma'am. But that was a while ago and -\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I don't want to hear any more of your complaints,\" she cut him off mid-sentence. \"Just get out of my presence right now, before I am forced to report you to your manager.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe waiter bowed. \"As you wish, ma'am. I take my leave.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAngela hissed as the waiter hurried away. He hadn't been gone long when another waiter came to her. He smiled and bowed his head. \"Good day, madam. How can I be of service to you?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShe crossed her legs and frowned as she regarded him with visible contempt. \"Are you any different from the one I just sent away a while ago?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHe blinked. \"Ma'am?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"No, why not call me 'sir' instead of 'ma'am'.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I am sorry, madam. But I didn't quite understand what you just said.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShe hissed aloud. \"I don't blame you. How can any of you know how best to attend to a customer when you are all ill -mannered, unprofessional, and incompetent?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49421379961136,"sku":"BDfuft","price":2.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/fuft-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773453187","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-fuft","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}