{"product_id":"book-ftu2","title":"I Turned Into a Minecraft Chicken","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e'Cluck! Cluck cluck, cluck.'\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOh, sorry. Sometimes I forget who I'm talking to and I speak in Chicken. But you're a human. A person. So, I will speak in human. English, to be precise.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is the story of how I turned into a Minecraft chicken. \u003c\/strong\u003eI wish it was a different story. I wish I turned into a Minecraft zombie or enderman or even the Enderdragon.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut I didn't turn into a zombie. I turned into a Minecraft chicken, possibly the most lame creature in all of Minecraftia.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell, that's what I thought at the beginning. But I have changed my mind about chickens. We can do some pretty cool stuff. And that's what this story is about.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e..\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is not an official Minecraft product. It is not approved by or associated with Mojang. It is a work of fan fiction.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49421327073584,"sku":"BDftu2","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/ftu2-Square-cover.png?v=1782496248","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-ftu2","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}