{"product_id":"book-fspo","title":"Dear Satan...","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA holiday romantic comedy featuring the devil and his newest matchmaking victims.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eLucifer sees you when you're sleeping. Spies when you're awake. Knows if you've been nauseatingly good, so try to be bad for the devil's sake.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMerry is determined to make Christmas special for her son. He hasn't spoken or smiled since his father died, so she writes a letter hoping for a holiday miracle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003cem\u003eDear Satan…\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Her unfortunate error ensures her wish ends up in the wrong place. Worse? Satan answers her plea-after telling Santa where he can shove a candy cane. The devil knows just what Merry needs, and he has the perfect demon for the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Marduke's mission is to deliver a hellhound puppy to a little boy, along with some tips on how to avoid getting eaten. What the devil's kennel master doesn't expect on this emasculating mission of kindness is Merry. A happy, optimistic woman despite all the strife in her life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e It's disgusting. Annoying. Tempting?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Usually, Marduke is all about destroying hopes and dreams-and letting his dogs pee on people while they're down-but there's something about Merry…\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49421237223728,"sku":"BDfspo","price":6.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/fspo-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773449997","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-fspo","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}