{"product_id":"book-fqa6","title":"Mr B","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEnjoy this short story by Hellen Heels.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"You know what I am saying, Bruce. Why are you acting so confused and out of touch? You and I know very well that I am right here. You are ogling at me and I wonder why.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Well, is it wrong to ogle at one's wife?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"My goodness. You know, if it is not for two reasons, I am sure I would have enjoyed making you eat up your words.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"What reasons are you talking about, Anita?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"First, I am running late. Second, I am really running late.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"That is just one reason that you have repeated twice over.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Yes. And that is to show you that I am really running late and do not have the time or luxury to engage with you on such an issue.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Then why not hurry along to work and stop reminding me of how late you are already.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"You mean I should go out like this? Without a pair of leggings?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Why must you use those leggings? You look just fine to me.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Darling, should I have to remind you again that I work as a customer representative in a telecom company. And as a result I need to look gorgeous and decently dressed?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"But you look decent in this attire of yours.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShe held her head and sighed. \"Don't tell me that I got married to a very old-fashioned husband. Please, don't tell me.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Who are you talking to?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"To the world, of course. How can you imagine such a thing? That a corporate woman like myself would not wear my leggings to go to work?\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49420806488368,"sku":"BDfqa6","price":1.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/fqa6-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773443822","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-fqa6","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}