{"product_id":"book-fq3x","title":"Has Anyone Seen My Toes?","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom the bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThank You for Smoking\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eMake Russia Great Again\u003c\/i\u003e comes a comic tour de force, the story of one man’s “lively and funny” (\u003ci\u003eNew York Journal of Books\u003c\/i\u003e) journey through lockdown during the Covid-19 pandemic.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDuring the pandemic, an aging screenwriter is holed up in a coastal South Carolina town with his beloved second wife, Peaches. He’s been binge-eating for a year and developed a notable rapport with the local fast-food chain Hippo King. He struggles to work—on a ludicrous screenplay about a Nazi attempt to kidnap FDR and, naturally, an article for \u003ci\u003eEtymology Today \u003c\/i\u003eon English words of Carthaginian origin. He’s told Peaches so often about the origins of the word \u003ci\u003emayonnaise \u003c\/i\u003ethat she’s developed an aversion to using the condiment. He thinks he has Covid. His wife thinks he is losing his mind. In short, your typical pandemic worries. Things were going from bad to worse even before his doctor suggested a battery of brain tests. He knows what that means: dementia!\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eBut even in these scary times, there are plenty of things to do to distract him. His iPhone is fat-shaming him. He’s. been trying to read Proust and thinks the French novelist missed his true calling as a parfumier. And he’s discovered nefarious Russian influence on the local coroner’s face. Why is Putin so keen to control who decides who died peacefully and who by foul play in Pimento County. Could it be the local military base?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eHas Anyone Seen My Toes? \u003c\/i\u003eis a “laugh-out-loud” (\u003ci\u003ePublishers Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e) romp through a time that has been anything but funny.","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49346704212272,"sku":"BDfq3x","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49346704277808,"sku":"10fq3x","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/fq3x-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773697305","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-fq3x","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}