{"product_id":"book-fluo","title":"The Little Sparrow","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Maybe,\" says Margaret, \"when you see this place you'll understand. It's like Club Med! There's a heated pool and a rec centre and a cocktail bar and everything. They have 24-hour room service!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAndrew guffaws. \"A cocktail bar? At a nursing home? What's next? Happy Hour?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's not a 'nursing home,' Andrew, dear. It's a 'Retirement Destination.'\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A \u003cem\u003ewhat?\u003c\/em\u003e\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's all about marketing, you see? Kids don't feel half as bad sending their decrepit parents off to a 'holiday club'.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Still. A cocktail bar?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Judy, do you see now why I can't live with you two? I'm 86 bloody years old-\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Language!\" scolds Andrew.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"As I was saying, I'm 86 BLOODY years old, and if I want to spend the days swearing and drinking Pimm's and playing bloody strip poker, then I will do it WITHOUT the disapproving glare from the very boy whose bare bottom I used to smack for stealing my menthol cigarettes.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"That does sound quite lovely, Marge. If Andrew gets too strict with me, I shall come and spend a few days with you. We can drink cocktails together. Although I'm not sure about the strip poker …\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMargaret pats Judy on the shoulder. \"We all have our boundaries, dear.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Some fewer than others,\" Andrew murmurs.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49420181274928,"sku":"BDfluo","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/fluo-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773425024","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-fluo","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}