{"product_id":"book-fko7","title":"Shopping for a Billionaire's Baby","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou know what's even better than marrying a billionaire? Having his baby.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe're ready. We've studied and planned, read all the birth and labor books, researched parenting classes, consulted our schedules, and it's time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd by we I mean me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeclan's just ready for the \"have lots of sex\" part. More than ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut there's just one problem: my husband and his brother have this little obsession with competition.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd by little, I mean stupid.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's right.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe're not just about to try to bring a new human being into the world.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe have to do it better, Faster, Stronger.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eHarder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eMcCormick men don't just have babies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eThey engage in competitive billionaire Babythons.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eI thought the hardest part about getting pregnant would be dealing with my grandchild-crazed mother, who will go nuts shopping for a billionaire's baby.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eWrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween conception issues, my mother's desire to talk to the baby through a hoo-haw cam, a childbirth class led by a drill sergeant and a father-in-law determined to sign the kid up for prep school before Declan even pulls out, my pregnancy has turned out to be one ordeal after the other.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut it's nothing -- \u003cem\u003enothing\u003c\/em\u003e -- compared to the actual birth.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Findaway World, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49439211946288,"sku":"BDfko7","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/718571-fko7-Square.jpg?v=1745967360","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-fko7","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}