{"product_id":"book-fj3l","title":"Trump Ninja Vs. Global Warming","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump has made America a laughing stock. Let's return the favor.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDonald Trump DOES NOT want you to read his (\u003cem\u003etotally unauthorized and fictional\u003c\/em\u003e) diary and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his \"secret identity.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe see a fossil fuel loving, pristine wilderness raping narcissist. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the he sees a ninja: \u003cstrong\u003eTrump Ninja.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the guy who tells scientists \"It will get cooler\" and retorts that, \"Well, science doesn't really know\" when he's told that the science is against him, comes a brand new book for your outrage and amusement. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Global Warming\u003c\/em\u003e, sees our Colluder-in-Chief tilting at windmills trying to do battle with the specter of the \"hoax\" of Climate Change while saving the world from \u003cem\u003eS.N.O.W.F.L.A.K.E.\u003c\/em\u003e, the conspiracy behind the conspiracies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEXCERPT FROM CLASSIFIED ENTRY INCLUDED BELOW:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou want to know what happens with these windmills? It's just ridiculous, what these very sad, disgusting liars want you to believe. They like the environment? Then why are they killing all these birds, with these terrible windmills? Answer me that.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Global Warming\u003c\/em\u003e. SHAZAM! Go get it. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja spin-kicks his way to the best-seller list with the super secret (aka fictional) history of the most tremendous and best (I just vomited in my mouth a little) presidency America has ever seen. \u003c\/em\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Global Warming\u003cem\u003e is book two in the seven book \u003c\/em\u003eTrump Ninja\u003cem\u003e series. Get them all today!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49429389279536,"sku":"BDfj3l","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/fj3l-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773410618","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-fj3l","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}