{"product_id":"book-fhdo","title":"Small Portions Cafe","description":"\u003cp\u003eDouglas Fergus wants you to be happy. And laugh. Or at least feel good knowing you're not the only person who thinks weird is cool.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe is compelled to share his quirky\/humorous\/satirical outlook on life in an effort to spread joy to as many people as possible. \"Every day since I was about 18, at\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eleast two funny ideas have appeared in my head. That's 30,660 funny ideas. It's about darn time I wrote a book!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSmall Portions Cafe´ doesn't just push the boundaries of normalcy, it delights in doing so.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThese highlights give you a taste of what to expect in these wonderfully absurd short stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• The complicated world of light bulbs was too much for him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• He ruined his new love interest with mint flavored coffee pods.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Young, dumb, broke and hooked on credit. Will his new job as an underwear\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003emodel save him?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Koo Koo Birdy Meadow-Johnson showed him how to gently swirl his water\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ecounterclockwise and bless it before sipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Did he really loan his only copy of a handwritten manuscript to a Radio Shack\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eclerk?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Does his mother really wear combat boots?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Why did she let him take the lawnmower on a Miami Beach vacation?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDouglas Fergus' entertaining stories will take you to another world filled with\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eabsurd and wacky characters, situations and outrageous moments. I laughed out\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eloud!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Judith Kohin, Executive Director of Ah Haa School for the Arts\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e______\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoug Fergus is a writer, songwriter, vocalist, bassist and recording artist, but his\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003epassionate hobby is heating and air conditioning. His love of writing began when\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ehe took a creative writing class in high school. Doug writes and records quirky,\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003efun, clever, humorous indie rock songs under the artist name Lucky Doug\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFergus. His music can be found on all digital platforms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eluckydougpress.com\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49420008587568,"sku":"BDfhdo","price":2.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/fhdo-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773405133","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-fhdo","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}