{"product_id":"book-fftr","title":"Trump Ninja Vs. Fake News","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDonald Trump is a legend in his own mind. He wants you to take him seriously. Very seriously indeed.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDonald Trump DOES NOT want you to read his (totally unauthorized and fictional) diary and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his \"secret identity.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe rest of us may see a conspiracy-theory-promoting, sexist, racist, homophobic, science-denying narcissistic criminal who would love to undermine the Constitution to make himself president for life. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the he sees a ninja: \u003cstrong\u003eTrump Ninja.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the would-be facist who wants to kill off the free press, comes a brand new book for your outrage and amusement. Or amused outrage. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Fake News\u003c\/em\u003e, sees our Colluder-in-Chief in Mission-Impossible mode trying to figure out how to take down the New York Times server, while saving the world from \u003cem\u003eS.N.O.W.F.L.A.K.E.\u003c\/em\u003e, the conspiracy behind the conspiracies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEXCERPT FROM CLASSIFIED ENTRY INCLUDED BELOW:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI don't know if you've seen some of the stuff they're saying about me? Don't look it up. It's just very sad. Nobody should waste their time on the stuff. Nobody should have to see the very mean and rude things people say about me. This Fake News Media.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBut I've got it under control.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI'm going to take down The Server.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Fake News\u003c\/em\u003e. KERLAMO! Go get it. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja spin-kicks his way to the best-seller list with the super secret (aka fictional) history of the most tremendous and best (I just vomited in my mouth a little) presidency America has ever seen. \u003c\/em\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Fake News\u003cem\u003e is book three in the seven book \u003c\/em\u003eTrump Ninja\u003cem\u003e series. Get them all today!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49429275574576,"sku":"BDfftr","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/fftr-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773400544","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-fftr","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}