{"product_id":"book-fdah","title":"Unbaked Croakies","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eHow in the name of the goddess's favorite sports bra am I going to do this Magical Librarian job? I have no idea what I'm doing. And the woman who's supposed to be training me is…well, let's just say she's distracted and leave it at that. I guess I'll bumble through. It's become something of a trademark move for me. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name is Naida Griffith and I'm a sorceress. I actually found that out not too long ago. I've lived with an undefined something burning in my belly for a while, feeling as if something wasn't quite right under my skin. Then, on my eighteenth birthday I started getting headaches. Bad ones. And random stuff started following me around.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRecently I was approached by a group called the Société of Dire Magic to become Keeper of the Artifacts. A magical librarian. Given that magical artifacts have taken to following me around, I decided I might have an aptitude for the job. So I said yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut in the first few days, I've been flogged by flip flops, bludgeoned by gnomes, and discovered a corpse in a suitcase. Then there's the woman who's supposed to be training me. She's…interesting. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill I survive the training long enough to get the job as artifact librarian? You might as well ask me if a caterpillar gets manis or pedis. Who knows? But I know one thing for sure. This gig is hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm going to do my best to succeed. Or die trying. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49419902583088,"sku":"BDfdah","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/fdah-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773392916","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-fdah","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}