{"product_id":"book-f97m","title":"The Cover Up","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat could link a webcam girl, a cross-dressing police chief and an escaped ferret?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eA British nation torn by Brexit staggers on. Frankie Ferret, a pre-school children's TV celebrity escapes into sewers of London and surely is dead. The people unite in grief. Police Chiefs, counselors and politicos stand in tear-stained sincerity with the common people. Viktor Pinupskin of Russia offers a genetically modified bear cub with his own face as a substitute. Internet bots urge a vote and attempt to sway the masses. Chaos and panic threaten to destroy the economy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eInto the mix steps young police inspector, Crispin Bissel. His mission is to lead the search and target PR for the cops. His ex-girlfriend, Selena Fontesse, is a mature ex-webcam girl specializing in veggie porn. She has the looks and the bosom to comfort a people broken by sorrow.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCould love be re-kindled over an open drain? Could Frankie be alive? Could a billionaire, a hot air balloon, a pop star, and a staring messianic child bring happiness back to a population in despair? And what if the big plans were to fail?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat if there were a cover up?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA deplorable basket case of a book. All right-thinking people should be offended. Cross-dressing vegan cannibals will love this story. There's no safe space on campus when a ferret like Frankie gets into the pipes. A tender love story, an outrageous unfair satire, an exposé of the media-cult whirl in which we live, where news, fake news, and spin are the currencies of coercion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuy this book and forgive yourself for laughing. It's not incorrect if you didn't mean to.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49432795414832,"sku":"BDf97m","price":4.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/f97m-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773369690","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-f97m","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}