{"product_id":"book-f8vb","title":"Trump Ninja Vs Impeachment","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eDonald Trump hates being laughed at. So let's laugh.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDonald Trump DOES NOT want you to read his (\u003cem\u003etotally unauthorized and fictional\u003c\/em\u003e) diary and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his \"secret identity.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe see a criminal who hides tax records, misuses money from his own charities, and invokes the presidential pardon to shield business buddies and accomplices from the consequences of their actions. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the he sees a ninja: \u003cstrong\u003eTrump Ninja.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the guy who likes to \"joke\" about being president for life and asks foreign governments to dig up dirt on his political opponents, comes a brand new book for your outrage and amusement. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Impeachment\u003c\/em\u003e, sees our Colluder-in-Chief trying to figure out what the word Impeachment actually means, while saving the world from \u003cem\u003eS.N.O.W.F.L.A.K.E.\u003c\/em\u003e, the conspiracy behind the conspiracies.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEXCERPT FROM CLASSIFIED ENTRY INCLUDED BELOW:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI've been nominated for an impeachment. Huge honor. The best. Very few people have gotten this, I'll tell you that. Clinton. He got one. This was back when he was a good guy. I bet the presidents of other countries, they're going to be calling in and congratulating us.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThey say this thing isn't a popularity contest. But it's a popularity contest, folks. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd who do you think is popular? Big league. PAM! President. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Impeachment\u003c\/em\u003e. KERSPLAMO! Go get it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja spin-kicks his way to the best-seller list with the super secret (aka fictional) history of the most tremendous and best (I just vomited in my mouth a little) presidency America has ever seen. \u003c\/em\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Impeachment\u003cem\u003e is book four in the seven book \u003c\/em\u003eTrump Ninja\u003cem\u003e series. Get them all today!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49428987904304,"sku":"BDf8vb","price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/f8vb-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773368797","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-f8vb","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}