{"product_id":"book-f7kn","title":"Seven Things Not to Do When Everyone's Trying to Kill You","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeing a wizard is hazardous to your health.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThings not to do when being tracked by murderers:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#1\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not drag the girl you're in love with into your deadly mess.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#2\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not accept a bag full of money.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#3\u003c\/strong\u003e If you do accept said bag of money, don't be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#4\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#5\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#6\u003c\/strong\u003e Do not let your dad find out you're a wizard.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#7\u003c\/strong\u003e Do NOT under any circumstances, no matter how desperate things might seem, let Eric Deldridge convince you to break into the Library and seize control of the magical world.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49422487159088,"sku":"BDf7kn","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/f7kn-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773366265","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-f7kn","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}