{"product_id":"book-eqff","title":"Whose Midlife Crisis Is It Anyway?","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMidlife's a journey. Enjoy the ride. Crisis included.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever knew that life after death was far more dangerous than real life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever in my forty years did I think my new normal would be gluing body parts back onto ghosts and hosting a houseful of dead squatters. Thank God for superglue and a strong stomach.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever thought I'd date the Grim Reaper and that I would be the one to blow it. I mean, how idiotic does one have to be to get dumped by a dude who lives in Hell?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGoing about business as usual is not usual in any way. No one is who they seem to be … and to be honest, neither am I. What I'd known to be true has turned out to be myth. The Angels are frightening and the Demons are hot. Wait. I mean not. Who am I kidding? The Grim Reaper is very hot-like a freaking premenopausal hot flash hot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow I'm in a race against time and all sorts of unsavory supernatural horrors to save my deceased gay husband's afterlife. And that was a sentence I never thought would leave my lips.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhatever. I'll yank up my big girl panties, stock up on wine, and lean on my girlfriends as needed. As they say, when the going gets tough, the tough get inebriated … or something like that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith everything to lose, I have no choice but to grow some lady balls. That I can do. I just hope balls will be enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI had planned to live midlife in peace, not in pieces.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGood luck to me …\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Robyn Peterman","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49366745776432,"sku":"BDeqff","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49366745841968,"sku":"ZEeqff","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":49366745907504,"sku":"ZMeqff","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/eqff-Square-cover.jpg?v=1775936419","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-eqff","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}