{"product_id":"book-eoqi","title":"Sinister Magic","description":"\u003cp\u003eI'm Val Thorvald, and I'm an assassin.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen magical bad guys hurt people, I take care of them. Permanently. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis doesn't make me popular with the rest of the magical community-as you can tell from the numerous break-ins and assassination attempts I've endured over the years. But thanks to my half-elven blood, a powerful sword named Chopper, and a telepathic tiger with an attitude, I've always been able to handle my problems with aplomb. Maybe some cursing and swearing, too, but definitely aplomb.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat changes when my boss is afflicted with a mysterious disease, a government agent starts investigating me, and a godforsaken \u003cem\u003edragon \u003c\/em\u003eshows up in the middle of my latest job.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI've taken down vampires, zombies, and ogres, but dragons are way, \u003cem\u003eway \u003c\/em\u003emore powerful. And it doesn't look like this one is going to like me.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorse than that, he wants to use his magic to compel me to do his bidding, as if I'm some weak-minded minion. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's \u003cem\u003enot\u003c\/em\u003e going to happen. I'd die before being some dragon's slave. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut if I can't figure out a way to avoid him, save my boss, and get rid of the government spook, I'm screwed. Or dead. Or screwed \u003cem\u003eand \u003c\/em\u003edead. And that's never comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePick up \u003cem\u003eSinister Magic\u003c\/em\u003e today to see if I make it. Even if you don't care about me, I promise the tiger is cool.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49430379954480,"sku":"BDeoqi","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/eoqi-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773335516","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-eoqi","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}