{"product_id":"book-eic0","title":"Smoke \u0026 Ashes","description":"\u003cb\u003eI like my whiskey like I like my women: stretching a metaphor way too far.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA couple of years ago I screwed up so badly that everybody I remotely cared about wound up dead, nearly dead, or just plain betraying me. Some days, I'm sober enough to care.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy list of \"things I really don't need right now\" starts with a condescending octogenarian werewolf having a go at me for banging a Marchioness. As for where it ends, try the disembodied spirit of my ex-girlfriend stalking me in my dreams, a vindictive wizard-vampire from the first century on a vengeance crusade, being hired by the magical twin of my disanimated best friend and, oh yes, having to find the actual Holy Grail.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf I was a better person, I'd take this opportunity to put my life together. I'd find a way to fix everything I broke, save everybody I let down, and maybe pay a certain vampire back for leaving me to die. But I'm not a better person. I'm a hard-drinking half-faery train wreck on legs and if I hated myself less I might even say I liked it that way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eContains mature themes.","brand":"Tantor","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49369183715632,"sku":"BDeic0","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49369183748400,"sku":"ZEeic0","price":49.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":49369183846704,"sku":"ZMeic0","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD [ZP]","offer_id":49369183879472,"sku":"ZPeic0","price":71.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/eic0-Square-cover.jpg?v=1771636991","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-eic0","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}