{"product_id":"book-ec4e","title":"Gram Croakies","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eSticks and stones can break my bones, but wrinkles might actually kill me! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust when I think I understand life, the Universe flings a magic booger at me. It just doesn't pay to think you've got a handle on things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor example, my favorite customer, Mrs. Foxladle, got into a simple disagreement with her book club friends over their obsession with youth and beauty. The next thing you know, they're all dead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDid Mrs. Foxladle kill them?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt certainly seems like a possibility. But I'm still holding on to the hope that I'm dealing with a rogue magical artifact in the hands of someone with diabolical intent. Unfortunately, I haven't been able to figure out what it is and who's wielding it with deadly results.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI was counting on Detective Grym, a real rock of a guy, to help me find the culprits. But Grym's lifespan just turned unpredictable. (You could say things are a bit rocky for him right now.) Which leaves solving the mystery up to me and my friends.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's just a really good thing I have a cat and a frog and… Yeah, about that… I'm really no closer to figuring out how to use \u003cem\u003ethem\u003c\/em\u003e either.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eHoly goblin phlegm! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis magic wrangling stuff is hard!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49427994968368,"sku":"BDec4e","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/ec4e-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773280421","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-ec4e","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}