{"product_id":"book-ec3l","title":"Trump Ninja vs. Area 51","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eYou didn't vote for him, but you sure as hell can laugh at him. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDonald Trump DOES NOT want you to read his (\u003cem\u003etotally unauthorized and fictional\u003c\/em\u003e) diary and he absolutely in no way wants you to know what insiders refer to as his \"secret identity.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe see a narcissist. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut the president sees a ninja. \u003cstrong\u003eTrump Ninja.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's our overly-orange Duperhero who knows more than anyone else in the world about aliens, french fries, Keeping America an Embarrassment, and grabbing bikini babes by their whatevers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn \u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Area 51\u003c\/em\u003e, our Colluder-in-Chief is determined to build a big beautiful wall around Area 51, to keep those unAmerican aliens out so they can't steal your tremendous low-paying American jobs and illegally use your non-universal healthcare.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEXCERPT FROM CLASSIFIED ENTRY INCLUDED BELOW:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTime for a little national security.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eI don't think these grays should be allowed here, most of them. I'm sure a lot of them are fine, a lot of them are very nice, good, decent people, these grays, but you can't let these very bad chicos come through.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSo, I go to town. Believe me. Some of the best and strongest fighting there's ever been anywhere, probably. Probably the biggest fight in the world. Intergalactic. You wouldn't believe it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou're going to want to read this one right away.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Area 51\u003c\/em\u003e. PAM! Go get it. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eTrump Ninja spin-kicks his way to the best-seller list with the super-secret (aka fictional) history of the most tremendous and best (I just vomited in my mouth a little) presidency America has ever seen. \u003c\/em\u003eTrump Ninja vs. Area 51\u003cem\u003e is book one in the seven-book \u003c\/em\u003eTrump Ninja\u003cem\u003e series. Get them all today!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49427985989936,"sku":"BDec3l","price":3.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/ec3l-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773280012","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-ec3l","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}