{"product_id":"book-e8qi","title":"Secrets of the World's Worst Matchmaker","description":"\u003cp\u003eImagine you're a matchmaker and you realize too late you're in love with your childhood best friend. You only have yourself to blame-you're the one who matched him and now he's engaged to be married. When you find yourself in this position there's a few secrets you're going to need to keep…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecret #1 - \u003c\/strong\u003eSmile when he tells you the happy news, even if your heart cracks in half.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecret #2 -\u003c\/strong\u003e Don't compare yourself to his beautiful French fiancée. You're just as beautiful.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecret #3 - \u003c\/strong\u003eDon't tag along to the tux fitting with him alone. Just no.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecret #4 -\u003c\/strong\u003e Don't help him learn to dance to his wedding song.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecret #5 -\u003c\/strong\u003e Erase all memories of the two of you through the years when lines blurred for even the briefest of moments.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd the one you never saw coming…\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSecret #6 -\u003c\/strong\u003e Definitely, don't stand and object-someone else might just do it for you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"INAudio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49427565052208,"sku":"BDe8qi","price":6.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/e8qi-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773266364","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-e8qi","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}