{"product_id":"book-e7p9","title":"Zuvok","description":"\u003cb\u003eI am Zuvok the Terror. Feared soldier of the Trident Alliance. And I will not do housework!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI relish the fury of combat. I love the adrenaline as I kill my enemies. Blood drips from my hands. Until I go too far.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo my commanders send me a foe that I never expected: my bride. A comely, curvy, human woman. A princess. She must be insane. She has to be if she agreed to be my mail order bride.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut I don't want a bride. Zuvok the Terror will not be tamed. He will not be civilized! He will not hang balloon valances on windows with pastel hued drapes. He will not dry dishes as she washes them! He will not sweep before he mops the floors!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut then, this tiny human woman does something more powerful than a killing blow from an Odex wielding a power-blade. She gets on her tip toes and wraps her arms around me, squeezing herself to me. She coos. And giggles. And kisses me on my nose. And my heart melts for her.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eZuvok the Terror? More like Zuvok the Terrier. Damn humans.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eContains mature themes.","brand":"Tantor","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49368077435184,"sku":"BDe7p9","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49368077533488,"sku":"ZEe7p9","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":49368077566256,"sku":"ZMe7p9","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/e7p9-Square-cover.jpg?v=1779261604","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-e7p9","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}