{"product_id":"book-e7p8","title":"Zerberu","description":"\u003cb\u003eProbably not a good sign when you start reading the refund policy on your mail order bride …\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI had two choices. Go to prison. Or marry an alien. I chose the alien. I shoulda picked prison.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDon't get me wrong. He's so … big. He can lift me with one hand. He's handsome as sin. With a touch that can send any woman into a supernova. I melt from the moment I see him. And not just because his planet is a million degrees.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI'm now a Companion to one of the most important aliens in the galaxy. And I have no idea what I'm doing. I can't cook. I can't clean. The only thing I know how to do is … that thing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut I better learn to keep house fast. Because if I can service all of this alien's outrageous needs I'm in trouble.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy, you ask? Because one thing. You see I never realized in my life of crime and theft. That this alien would steal my own heart.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eContains mature themes.","brand":"Tantor","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49368077336880,"sku":"BDe7p8","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49368077369648,"sku":"ZEe7p8","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":49368077467952,"sku":"ZMe7p8","price":45.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/e7p8-Square-cover.jpg?v=1779261593","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-e7p8","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}