{"product_id":"book-djf9","title":"The Excruciating Hello","description":"\u003cp\u003eMove over Philip Marlowe and Sam Spade. There's a new gumshoe named Brute Ballingham.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTogether with secretary Moolada and nephew Pinky, this hard drinking private detective is sucked into the seedy 1940s New York crime underworld.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Excruciating Hello\u003c\/em\u003e is a five hour wild and bizarre post-modern pastiche of such hardboiled crime noir fiction as \u003cem\u003eThe Long Goodbye\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eThe Maltese Falcon\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eTo Have and Have Not\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eThe Red Wind\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eThe High Window\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eTrouble is My Business\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eThe Lady in the Lake\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eFarewell, My Lovely\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eThe Big Sleep\u003c\/em\u003e, and other noir classics originated by such writers as Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChapter One: The Camp Kilmer Case\u003cbr\u003eChapter Two: The Sizable Slumber\u003cbr\u003eChapter Three: The Burmese Albatross\u003cbr\u003eChapter Four: Pinky's Pancake Problem\u003cbr\u003eChapter Five: The Greasy Tide\u003cbr\u003eChapter Six: To Have A Lot and Not Have A Lot\u003cbr\u003eChapter Seven: Treble is My Business\u003cbr\u003eChapter Eight: The Green Wind\u003cbr\u003eChapter Nine: The Lady Up a Creek\u003cbr\u003eChapter Ten: The High Widow\u003cbr\u003eChapter Eleven: Adiós Me Damas\u003cbr\u003eChapter Twelve: That Monkey Has No Tail\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"A Joe Bev Production LLC","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49376080429360,"sku":"BDdjf9","price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49376080462128,"sku":"ZEdjf9","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio MP3-CD","offer_id":49376080494896,"sku":"ZMdjf9","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/djf9-Square-cover.jpg?v=1775894193","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-djf9","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}