{"product_id":"book-d1i4","title":"Don't Wait Up","description":"\u003cb\u003e“The parenting genre is never going to be the same” (Jancee Dunn, author of \u003ci\u003eHow Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids\u003c\/i\u003e) after this candid and hilarious collection of essays on motherhood from the award-winning television comedy writer and producer of \u003ci\u003e2 Broke Girls \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eThe\u003c\/i\u003e \u003ci\u003eKing of Queens\u003c\/i\u003e, who swears she loves her kids—when she’s not hiding from them.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSome women feel that motherhood is a calling and their purpose on earth. They somehow manage to make pregnancy look effortless, bring out the beauty in a screaming child, and keep the back seat of their cars as spotless as their kitchens.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e And then there are women like Liz Astrof—who originally had children because “everyone else was.”\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e In this blunt and side-splittingly funny book of essays (previously published as \u003ci\u003eDon’t Wait Up\u003c\/i\u003e), Liz Astrof embraces the realities of motherhood (and womanhood) that no one ever talks about: like needing to hide from your kids in your closet, your car, or a yoga class on the other side of town, letting them eat candy for dinner because you just can’t deal, to the sheer terror of failing them or at the very least losing them in a mall. And sometimes, many times, wondering if the whole parenting thing wasn’t for you.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Perfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eLet’s Pretend This Never Happened \u003c\/i\u003eand \u003ci\u003eI Heart My Little A-Holes\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eStay-At-Work Mom\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003e \u003c\/i\u003eis a soul-baring and honest look at parenting and relationships for moms who realize that motherhood doesn’t have to be your entire life—just an amazing part of it.","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49347162472752,"sku":"BDd1i4","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49347162571056,"sku":"10d1i4","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/d1i4-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773690160","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-d1i4","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}