{"product_id":"book-cnl3","title":"The Nothing to See Here Hotel","description":"\u003cb\u003e'This book is so good you won't blunking believe it!' \u003ci\u003eTom Fletcher\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 'Hilariously funny and inventive, and I love the extraordinary creatures and the one thirty-sixth troll protagonist…' \u003ci\u003eCressida Cowell\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e 'A rip-roaring, swashbuckling, amazerous magical adventure. Comedy Gold.' \u003ci\u003eFrancesca Simon\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e‘This hotel gets five stars from me’ \u003ci\u003eLiz Pichon\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e'A splundishly swashbungling tale of trolls, goblins and other bonejangling creatures. Put on your wellies and plunge into the strangest hotel you will ever encounter. This is a hotel I hope I never find! Wonderfully, disgustingly funny.' \u003ci\u003eJeremy Strong\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e‘What a fun hotel! Book me in immediately!’ \u003ci\u003eKaye Umansky\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWelcome to The Nothing to See Here Hotel! \u003c\/b\u003eA hotel for magical creatures, where weird is normal for \u003cb\u003eFrankie Banister \u003c\/b\u003eand his parents who run the hotel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e When a goblin messenger arrives at The Nothing to See Here Hotel, announcing the imminent arrival of the goblin prince Grogbah, Frankie and his family rush into action to get ready for their important guest. But it soon becomes obvious that the Banister family are going to  have their work cut out with the demanding prince and his never-ending entourage, especially when it turns out the rude little prince is hiding a secret…\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e The first book in a fabulously funny series by \u003cb\u003ebestselling author Steven Butler,\u003c\/b\u003e with a host of whacky characters brought to life with illustration from the wonderful \u003cb\u003eSteven Lenton\u003c\/b\u003e!","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49347271721264,"sku":"BDcnl3","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/cnl3-Square-cover.jpg?v=1779119912","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-cnl3","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}