{"product_id":"book-c2gv","title":"A Child's First Book of Trump","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? \u003ci\u003eNew York Times\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it weren’t so true.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe beasty is called an American Trump.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIts skin is bright orange, its figure is plump.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIts fur so complex, you might get enveloped.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIts hands, though are, sadly, underdeveloped.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Trump is a curious creature, very often spotted in the wild, but confounding to our youngest citizens. A business mogul, reality TV host, and now … political candidate? Kids (and, let’s be honest, many adults) might have difficulty discerning just what this thing that’s been dominating news coverage this election cycle is. Could he actually be real? Are those … words coming out of his mouth? Why are his hands so tiny? And, perhaps most importantly, what on earth do you do when you encounter an American Trump?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith his signature wit and a classic style, comedian Michael Ian Black introduces those unfamiliar with the \u003ci\u003eAmericus Trumpus\u003c\/i\u003e to his distinguishing features and his mystifying campaign for world domination … sorry … president of the United States.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49347361276208,"sku":"BDc2gv","price":1.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/142558-c2gv-Square.jpg?v=1734202953","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-c2gv","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}