{"product_id":"book-bvk0","title":"It's All Your Fault","description":"\u003cb\u003eOne last chance. One wild weekend. Flat out the funniest book of the year.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\"Paul Rudnick makes me lie hysterical on the floor, screeching with laughter and sobbing with fury that I can't write the way he does.\" -- E. Lockhart, author of \u003ci\u003eWe Were Liars\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Disreputable History of Frankie Landau-Banks\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eMy name is Caitlin and up until forty-eight hours ago I had never:Tasted alcohol, kissed a boy, sang in public at the top of my lungs, kidnapped anyone or -- WHAT? STOLEN A CONVERTIBLE?Now I'm in jail and I have no idea what I'm going to tell:The police, my parents, the mayor, all of those camera crews and everyone on Twitter.I have just noticed that:My nose is pierced and I have-WAIT? IS THAT A TATTOO?I blame one person for this entire insane weekend:My famous cousin.Who is also my former best friend.Who I have HATED for the past four years.Who I miss like crazy. NO I DON'T!!!!IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, HELLER HARRIGAN!!!!","brand":"Scholastic Inc","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49444824613168,"sku":"BDbvk0","price":24.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/bvk0-cover.jpg?v=1759520361","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-bvk0","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}