{"product_id":"book-bv95","title":"Burglars Can't Be Choosers","description":"\u003cp\u003eBernie Rhodenbarr is a personable chap, a good neighbor, a passable poker player. His chosen profession, however, might not sit well with some. Bernie is a burglar, a good one, effortlessly lifting valuables from the not-so-well-protected abodes of well-to-do New Yorkers like a modern-day Robin Hood. (The poor, as Bernie would be the first to tell you, alas, have nothing worth stealing.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eHe’s not perfect, however; he occasionally makes mistakes. Like accepting a paid assignment from a total stranger to retrieve a particular item from a rich man’s apartment. Like still being there when the cops arrive. Like having a freshly slain corpse lying in the next room, and no proof that Bernie isn’t the killer.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: start\"\u003eNow he’s really got his hands full, having to locate the true perpetrator while somehow eluding the police—a dirty job indeed, but if Bernie doesn’t do it, who will?\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Recorded Books, Inc.","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49392421962032,"sku":"BDbv95","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49392421994800,"sku":"ZEbv95","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/697587-bv95-Square.jpg?v=1742442784","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-bv95","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}