{"product_id":"book-btxy","title":"Spontaneous","description":"\u003cb\u003e\"Aaron Starmer skillfully welds sharp humor, deep loss, and roaring escapades. Truly the smartest and funniest book about spontaneous combustion you will ever read.\" —John Green, #1 bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eThe Fault In Our Stars\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eA \u003ci\u003eTIME \u003c\/i\u003emagazine Top 10 YA \u0026amp; Children's Book of 2016!\u003cbr\u003eAn ALA Best Fiction for Young Adults selection\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/b\u003eWith all the perfectly lovely young adult novels out there, you decided to check this one out? It’s got spontaneously combusting teenagers in it, dude. Not the slow burning type either. We’re talking the randomly exploding variety. Seniors in high school just walking along, heading to class, whistling Beyoncé, when—WA-BAM!— they’re suddenly dripping off the lockers. \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Is that really something you’re into?\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Confession: I’m actually kinda into that too. So, now that we’ve established we’re both thoroughly weird and, I assume, thoroughly open-minded, we can give it shot, right? Let’s at least read the opening chapters of this bad-boy and see if it features some of the more intriguing elements such as...\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e -       Exploding teenagers (obviously).\u003cbr\u003e -       Hallucinogenic mushrooms.\u003cbr\u003e -       Pyromaniacal boyfriends.\u003cbr\u003e -       Triplet toddlers in powder blue suits.\u003cbr\u003e -       Amur leopards and doomsday preppers. \u003cbr\u003e -       A foul-mouthed female POTUS.\u003cbr\u003e -       Ashtanga yoga. \u003cbr\u003e -       ­Youtube sensations.\u003cbr\u003e -       Self-driving Priuses.\u003cbr\u003e -       Rogue FBI agents.\u003cbr\u003e -       Mad scientists.\u003cbr\u003e -       Homecoming.\u003cbr\u003e -       Spring break.\u003cbr\u003e -       Prom. \u003cbr\u003e -       And … Jennifer Lawrence. \u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e Notice how I put Jennifer Lawrence last. She’s in the book, so it’s not cheating. And hey, if it takes America’s most beloved movie star to sell this thing, then that’s what it takes. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e So, in closing: Jennifer Lawrence.\u003cbr\u003e  \u003cbr\u003e\"\u003cb\u003eWildly inventive\u003c\/b\u003e.\"\u003ci\u003e — Entertainment Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e \"Must List\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"This \u003cb\u003ecomically surreal novel \u003c\/b\u003ethat will blow your mind.”— \u003ci\u003ePeople \u003c\/i\u003eMagazine\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e★ \"A blood-soaked, laugh-filled, tear-drenched, \u003cb\u003eendlessly compelling \u003c\/b\u003eread.\" — \u003ci\u003eKirkus\u003c\/i\u003e, starred review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e★ \"A wholly original YA tale of identity, friendship, love, lust, and gory, grisly death.\" — \u003ci\u003eSLJ\u003c\/i\u003e, starred review\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"\u003cb\u003eBursting with heartache and gore\u003c\/b\u003e, Mara’s narration appeals directly to readers’\u003cbr\u003esenses of horror and humor.\" — \u003ci\u003eHorn Book\u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49333813444912,"sku":"BDbtxy","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD [40]","offer_id":49333813510448,"sku":"40btxy","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/248510-btxy-Square.jpg?v=1733879789","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-btxy","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}