{"product_id":"book-bsnt","title":"Money Pizza Respect","description":"\u003cb\u003eFrom the creator of the hugely popular @thefatjewish Instagram comes an outlandish collection of hilarious personal essays and images, which might be the most ridiculous book in the history of arts and letters.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e If Steven Seagal and Barbara Streisand had drunken sex and conceived a baby boy, he would have show business chops and be proficient in martial arts. That boy would become Josh Ostrovsky, often known as \"The Fat Jew.\" \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  Born and bred in New York City, Ostrovsky's overbearing mother entered him into \"the biz\" as an 8-year old with exquisite cheekbones and the singing voice of an angel. He appeared in a plethora of television commercials, and after his child-acting career fizzled, Ostrovsky took 20 years away from the limelight to focus on finding himself, eventually opening a yoga center in Toronto, and receiving his MFA in pottery at Middlebury College. JK, he mostly just did drugs.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  But in 2009, when social media became a thing, he triumphantly returned to a life in the spotlight. He exfoliates daily, plays the harp, bakes his own croutons for every salad he eats, once saved a baby deer with a broken leg who had fallen into a stream, and speaks fluent Portuguese. With an army of followers on social media that often border on fanatical and creepy, he is a \"rising\" \"star\" whose backup plan is to marry Suri Cruise when she's of legal consenting age.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  Channeling the brilliance of his online presence, \u003ci\u003eMoney Pizza Respect\u003c\/i\u003e rolls out one ludicrous story after another-from puking on his grandfather after a debaucherous drunken night to saving his deaf neighbor from a burning building, to hiring prostitutes for the sole purpose of reenacting scenes from Mel Gibson's Braveheart. In this, the next milestone of his glorious life, Ostrovsky will attempt to reinvigorate the dying medium of print.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  Writer.\u003cbr\u003e  Plus Size Model.\u003cbr\u003e  Horseback riding enthusiast.\u003cbr\u003e  Instagram Legend.\u003cbr\u003e  Josh Ostrovsky: The Fat Jew.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Hachette Book Group","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49349657428272,"sku":"BDbsnt","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/bsnt-cover.jpg?v=1761955654","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-bsnt","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}