{"product_id":"book-bng0","title":"The Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss","description":"\u003cb\u003eVeronica Mars meets the World of Warcraft in \u003ci\u003eThe Unfortunate Decisions of Dahlia Moss\u003c\/i\u003e, a mystery romp with a most unexpected heroine.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf it were up to me this book would be called Hilarious Things That Happened That Were Not At All Dahlia's Fault - or HTTHTWNAADF, for short. \u003cbr\u003eOK, I \u003ci\u003eprobably\u003c\/i\u003e shouldn't have taken money from a mysterious eccentric to solve a theft, given that I'm not a detective, and that I am sometimes outwitted by puzzles in children's video games. I \u003ci\u003eprobably\u003c\/i\u003e shouldn't have stolen bags of trash from a potential murder suspect. Arguably - \u003ci\u003ejust arguably,\u003c\/i\u003e mind you - it may have been unwise to cos-play at an event where I was likely to be shot at. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut sometimes you just have to take some chances, right? And maybe things do get a little unfortunate. What of it? If you ask me, an unfortunate decision here or there can change your life. In a positive way, just so long you don't killed in the process. Admittedly, that's the tricky bit.","brand":"Hachette Book Group","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49349631377712,"sku":"BDbng0","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD","offer_id":49349631410480,"sku":"ZEbng0","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/bng0-Square-cover.jpg?v=1776219824","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-bng0","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}