{"product_id":"book-bkqc","title":"Trump Rhymes-Surviving Trump Times","description":"A humorous and thought provoking take on the crazy events that occurred during the 2016 election season and right up through the inauguration, centering around that whirlwind of narcissistic sociopath himself, Donald Trump.\u003cbr\u003e 25 Poems about Trump, his rogues gallery of supporters and opponents, as well the media chronicling it. If you feel ready to burst into tears at any moment, this book will offer a short respite of laughter before you go back to contemplating doomsday. We will answer many questions, most of which you never considered asking .\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e What do Trump and Dorian Gray have in common? (Hint; it's not upper class British manners)\u003cbr\u003e What's worse than a week with Ted Cruz?\u003cbr\u003e Which Fox News personality do the authors hate the most? (There may be no wrong answer),\u003cbr\u003e Who is scared of Mike Pence? Raise your hand\u003cbr\u003e Why would Morning Joe be better without Joe?\u003cbr\u003e Who do you think best fits the description of a \"cornpone Giuliani\"?\u003cbr\u003e Will the authors end up in Gitmo?\u003cbr\u003e Will we receive a thank you note from Jimmy Fallon? \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Alternative Facts are Just Other Words for Nothing Left to Truth\u003cbr\u003e Midnight in Gotham\u003cbr\u003e Four Surrogates of the Apocalypse Now\u003cbr\u003e The Popular Vote Still Gets His Goat\u003cbr\u003e Thanks Obama\u003cbr\u003e A Street Car Named Lindsey\u003cbr\u003e Fox and Friends-Breakfast with Morons\u003cbr\u003e Late Night Christmas in June\u003cbr\u003e Birther Redux\u003cbr\u003e A Week with Ted Cruz\u003cbr\u003e Der Furor\u003cbr\u003e Thumb on the Scale\u003cbr\u003e Fox News-Unfair and I'm Becoming Balanced\u003cbr\u003e The Portrait of Reverse Dorian Gray\u003cbr\u003e Landslide?-Takes Big Rocks to Suggest That\u003cbr\u003e Morning Joe with No Joe\u003cbr\u003e 21st Century Man-churian Candidate\u003cbr\u003e Mitt Romney's Back and There is Going to be Trouble (Not Really)\u003cbr\u003e We Get Our Comeup Pence\u003cbr\u003e Put Out the Good China\u003cbr\u003e Ctrl Alt Right Delete\u003cbr\u003e Truth Trump (Credit to the Daily Show)\u003cbr\u003e A Nightmare From a Trump at the Helm Tweet\u003cbr\u003e Repeal and Replace and Your Next Visit is Never\u003cbr\u003e The Walking Dread","brand":"Author's Republic","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49440529449264,"sku":"BDbkqc","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/205762-bkqc-Square.jpg?v=1736520499","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-bkqc","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}