{"product_id":"book-bjpw","title":"The Unnoticeables","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom Robert Brockway, Sr. Editor and Columnist of Cracked.com, comes \u003ci\u003eThe Unnoticeables\u003c\/i\u003e, a funny and frightening urban fantasy.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are angels, and they are not beneficent or loving. But they do watch over us. They watch our lives unfold, analyzing us for repeating patterns and redundancies. When they find them, the angels simplify those patterns and remove the redundancies, and the problem that is “you” gets solved.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCarey doesn’t much like that idea. As a punk living in New York City, 1977, Carey is sick and tired of watching strange kids with unnoticeable faces abduct his friends. He doesn’t care about the rumors of tar-monsters in the sewers or unkillable psychopaths invading the punk scene—all he wants is to drink cheap beer and dispense ass-kickings.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKaitlyn isn’t sure what she’s doing with her life. She came to Hollywood in 2013 to be a stunt woman, but last night a former teen heartthrob tried to eat her, her best friend has just gone missing, and there’s an angel outside her apartment. Whatever she plans on doing with her life, it should probably happen in the few remaining minutes she has left.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere are angels. There are demons. They are the same thing. It’s up to Carey and Kaitlyn to stop them. The survival of the human race is in their hands.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe are, all of us, well and truly screwed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brilliance Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49385201729840,"sku":"BDbjpw","price":35.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD [10]","offer_id":49385201828144,"sku":"10bjpw","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Audio CD [11]","offer_id":49385201762608,"sku":"11bjpw","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Audio CD [41]","offer_id":49385201893680,"sku":"41bjpw","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/bjpw-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773815232","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-bjpw","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}