{"product_id":"book-b9jd","title":"Seven Deadlies","description":"Dear Bennington College Admissions Officer:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI’m probably not your average applicant from Beverly Hills, CA. And I’m not one to brag, but I’m pretty much the smartest girl in my class at Mark Frost Academy. My grades are excellent. My motivation is high. I don’t drink or do drugs or hang out with the bad kids. I’m pretty much all business. My life is not going to end here, in this part of Los Angeles.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI’m going places.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhich brings me to my latest venture: babysitting teenagers.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA few of the moms talked to my mother. You should see them. They gather around her like Bieber fans. She’s barely five feet tall, beautiful and regal, a Latina queen.\u003cbr\u003eTheir diamond bracelets shimmer. I look at those bracelets and want to eat them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhere did they go wrong?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eCan Perry help out this weekend? I have to go to New York for fashion week. I have to go to a premiere. My daughter needs help with biology … and staying out of my medicine cabinet.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI get paid forty an hour. I have business cards.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMy name is Perry Gonzales. The stories you are about to read are true. The names have been changed to protect the not-so-innocent. By the time you’re finished, I think you’ll appreciate how desperately I need to get out of here.","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49336467423536,"sku":"BDb9jd","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/b9jd-Square-cover.jpg?v=1776287328","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-b9jd","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}