{"product_id":"book-b5zo","title":"The Stench of Honolulu","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eThe legendary \u003ci\u003eDeep Thoughts\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eNew Yorker\u003c\/i\u003e humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e The Stench of Honolulu\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator and his friend, who is some other guy, need to get out of town. They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days-a travel agent-and discover an old treasure map. She might have been a witch, by the way. Our heroes soon embark on a quest for the Golden Monkey, which takes them into the mysterious and stinky foreign land of Honolulu. There, they meet untold dangers, confront strange natives, kill and eat Turtle People, kill some other things and people, eat another thing, and discover the ruins of ancient civilizations. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e  As our narrator says, \"The ruins were impressive. But like so many civilizations, they forgot the rule that might have saved them: Don't let vines grow all over you.\"\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hachette Book Group","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":50147549380912,"sku":"BDb5zo","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/b5zo-cover.jpg?v=1761948459","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-b5zo","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}