{"product_id":"book-b54j","title":"The Tao of Martha","description":"\u003cb\u003eOne would think that with Jen Lancaster’s impressive list of bestselling self-improvement memoirs—\u003ci\u003eBitter Is the New Black\u003c\/i\u003e; \u003ci\u003eBright Lights, Big Ass\u003c\/i\u003e; \u003ci\u003eSuch a Pretty Fat\u003c\/i\u003e; \u003ci\u003ePretty in Plaid\u003c\/i\u003e; \u003ci\u003eMy Fair Lazy\u003c\/i\u003e; and \u003ci\u003eJeneration X\u003c\/i\u003e—that she would have it all together by now.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne would be wrong. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJen’s still a little rough around the edges. Suffice it to say, she’s no Martha Stewart. And that is exactly why Jen is going to Martha up and live her life according to the advice of America’s overachieving older sister—the woman who turns lemons into lavender-infused lemonade.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBy immersing herself in Martha’s media empire, Jen will embark on a yearlong quest to take herself, her house, her husband (and maybe even her pets) to the next level—from closet organization to craft making, from party planning to kitchen prep.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaybe Jen can go four days without giving herself food poisoning if she follows Martha’s dictates on proper storage....Maybe she can grow closer to her girlfriends by taking up their boring-ass hobbies like knitting and sewing.…Maybe she can finally rid her workout clothes of meatball stains by using Martha’s laundry tips.… Maybe she can create a more meaningful anniversary celebration than just getting drunk in the pool with her husband....again. And maybe, just maybe, she’ll discover that the key to happiness does, in fact, lie in Martha’s perfectly arranged cupboards and artfully displayed charcuterie platters.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eOr maybe not.\u003c\/i\u003e","brand":"Penguin Random House","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49336007754032,"sku":"BDb54j","price":17.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/182114-b54j-Square.jpg?v=1733942153","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-b54j","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}