{"product_id":"book-arkg","title":"This Book is Full of Spiders","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom David Wong, the writer of the cult sensation \u003ci\u003eJohn Dies at the End c\u003c\/i\u003eomes another terrifying and hilarious tale of almost Armageddon at the hands of two hopeless heroes.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWarning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. THIS IS NOT A METAPHOR. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou will dismiss this as ridiculous fear-mongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fear-mongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection -- the creature stimulates skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That's just as well, since the \"cure\" involves learning what a chainsaw tastes like. You can't feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You won't even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is \u003ci\u003enot\u003c\/i\u003e the same as having caused it. I'm just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won't hold it against you if you're upset. I know that's just the spider talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Like an episode of AMC's \"The Walking Dead\" written by Douglas Adams of \"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.\" …Imagine a mentally ill narrator describing the zombie apocalypse while drunk, and the end result is unlike any other book of the genre. Seriously, dude, touch it and read it.\" –\u003ci\u003eWashington Post\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Kevin Smith's Clerks meets H.P. Lovecraft in this exceptional thriller… David Wong (Jason Pargin) is a fantastic author with a supernatural talent for humor. If you want a poignant, laugh-out-loud funny, disturbing, ridiculous, self-aware, socially relevant horror novel than \u003ci\u003eThis Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It\u003c\/i\u003e is the one and only book for you.\" –SF Signal\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brilliance Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49390011973936,"sku":"BDarkg","price":42.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Audio CD [10]","offer_id":49390012006704,"sku":"10arkg","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Audio CD [11]","offer_id":49390012039472,"sku":"11arkg","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/arkg-Square-cover.jpg?v=1773807236","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-arkg","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}