{"product_id":"book-am89","title":"A Girl's Guide to Vampires","description":"\u003cp\u003eJoy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003e Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e No matter how tempting it might be, do not \"accidentally\" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better.\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart!\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003e Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"HarperCollins","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49345672118576,"sku":"BDam89","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/519633-am89-Square.jpg?v=1734148507","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-am89","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}