{"product_id":"book-acoi","title":"Assholes Finish First","description":"\u003cb\u003eThe best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire \u003ci\u003eNew York Times \u003c\/i\u003ebestseller \u003ci\u003eAssholes Finish First\u003c\/i\u003e, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhat do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, \u003ci\u003eAssholes Finish First\u003c\/i\u003e starts where \u003ci\u003eI Hope They Serve Beer In Hell\u003c\/i\u003e left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e • What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?\u003cbr\u003e • What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?\u003cbr\u003e • At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?\u003cbr\u003e • When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audio CD [40]","offer_id":49348169204016,"sku":"40acoi","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49348169171248,"sku":"BDacoi","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/acoi-cover.jpg?v=1761323615","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-acoi","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}