{"product_id":"book-acgi","title":"I Know I Am, But What Are You?","description":"\u003cb\u003eCandid, outspoken, laugh-out-loud funny essays from much-loved Samantha Bee, host of TBS's uproarious late-night show \u003ci\u003eFull Frontal with Samantha Bee\u003c\/i\u003e, executive producer and writer of TBS's comedy television series \u003ci\u003eThe Detour\u003c\/i\u003e, and former \u003ci\u003eThe Daily Show with Jon Stewart\u003c\/i\u003e’s Most Senior Correspondent.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eI Know I Am, But What Are You?\u003c\/i\u003e she shares her unique and irreverent viewpoint on subjects as wide-ranging as:\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eBARBIE’S DREAM HOUSE\u003cbr\u003e There were six main players in my coterie: G.I. Joe (macho, good-looking), Wonder Woman (hot, carpet-munching neighbor, busy with athletics), Marie Osmond (career gal, smart), Ken (gay, obviously), regular Barbie (slutty, dumb, eternally single), and an old-timey Barbie from the sixties (smoker’s cough, swinger).\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eHER CHILDHOOD CRUSH\u003cbr\u003e I had a notebook dedicated to ironing out the details of my postmarital name change. Samantha Christ. Mrs. Jesus H. Christ. In fact, Jesus and I were so tight that if at any moment He should materialize, I knew we would listen to my disco records and eat Tang straight from the package, just like lovers did.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eGYM CLASS\u003cbr\u003e My grandmother would send me in a navy-blue, puffy-sleeved, one-piece cashmere sweat suit with a patent-leather belt, and warn me not to sweat in it, since it was dry-clean only.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003eFAMILY TIES\u003cbr\u003e There’s really nothing creepier than going somewhere with one of your parents and having people think you are together, as a couple. Of lovers. Who do it. With each other.","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49348151935280,"sku":"BDacgi","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/243793-acgi-Square.jpg?v=1734213662","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-acgi","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}