{"product_id":"book-ac76","title":"Politically Correct Holiday Stories","description":"The #1 bestselling author of \u003ci\u003eOnce Upon a More Enlightened Time\u003c\/i\u003e reads his \u003ci\u003ePolitically Correct\u003c\/i\u003e holiday gift. \u003cp\u003e Holiday tales have long delighted and entertained us, but until now they've always been burdened with society's skewed values and mores. Stories that reinforce the stifling class system (Dickens' \u003ci\u003eA Christmas Carol),\u003c\/i\u003e legitimize the stereotype of a merry, overweight patriarchal oppressor (Santa Claus in \u003ci\u003eThe Night Before Christmas)\u003c\/i\u003e and justify the domestication and subjugation of wild animals \u003ci\u003e(Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer)\u003c\/i\u003e abound in the literature and lore of this season. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Now James Finn Garner has stepped in to revise and improve these familiar tales to free our social consciousness from the ghost of prejudice past. From the newly revised \"Twas the Night Before Solstice\" to \"Rudolph the Nasally Empowered Reindeer,\" these stories rekindle the true holiday spirit and redefine the idea of \"good will to all men\" to include womyn, pre-adults and companion animals as well. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e Yes, the international bestselling author of \u003ci\u003ePolitically Correct Bedtime Stories\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eOnce Upon a More Enlightened Time\u003c\/i\u003e is back again, to offer a holiday gift that will fit all sizes, welcome all persuasions and nonpersuasions, and be treasured for politically correct generations to come.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Simon \u0026 Schuster Audio","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":49348294541616,"sku":"BDac76","price":5.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/168292-ac76-Square.jpg?v=1734219727","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-ac76","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}