{"product_id":"book-2x90","title":"The Funeral Fixer","description":"A bride can still change her mind. A corpse has already committed to the bit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGail Domingo has built her career fixing disasters for Manila's ultra-wealthy. Runaway grooms, feuding relatives, spectacular wedding meltdowns, she can handle all of them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBut a dead sugar baron, six quarrelling heirs, and an eight-hundred-pound bronze casket with a Friday-noon deadline? That is an entirely different kind of problem.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen ninety-two-year-old Don Severino Montinola dies, his final journey becomes an escalating logistical nightmare. His family is at war; the permits are disappearing, a fortune in paintings hangs in the balance, and a municipal health officer is getting dangerously close to discovering what is really inside the cargo.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eGail's solution? Reclassify a dead tycoon as eighty kilos of botanical fertilizer and keep moving.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnfortunately, the complications are only beginning:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• A priest with thirty-five years of unfinished business.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• A sister broadcasting the family feud live to the world.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• A flooded crypt concealing more than one secret.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• A long-lost daughter who has no intention of being found.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• And a vintage sugar-mill locomotive about to become part of the most unusual funeral procession in Visayan history.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhen an unread codicil threatens to expose a thirty-two-year-old hit-and-run, the inheritance suddenly becomes the least of the family's problems. With a relentless NBI investigator closing in and the cathedral clock counting down, Gail must get one very stubborn corpse to its final resting place before the Montinolas tear each other apart.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn a family where everyone has something to hide, getting the dead to their destination may be the easiest part.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Funeral Fixer is the second Gail Domingo caper mystery: a fast-moving, witty caper packed with eccentric characters, family feuds, tropical absurdity, and the logistical disasters that no amount of paperwork can quite fix.","brand":"Author's Republic","offers":[{"title":"Audiobook","offer_id":68440356094256,"sku":"BD2x90","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0879\/2784\/9264\/files\/2x90-Square-cover.webp?v=1794594928","url":"https:\/\/downpour.com\/products\/book-2x90","provider":"Downpour","version":"1.0","type":"link"}